lol @ unmasked Abyss playing his brother looking for himself!

This storyline is so WTF?! Maybe if 'Joseph Parks' is so worried about his missing brother, he should check Abyss' twitter account because he's been tweeting during his supposed disappearance. He tweeted hours ago! Just send him a tweet asking him where he is and why he apparently hasn't been going to work.

Also, I liked how Austin Aries checked his email to find out that he had to defend his title on the show. What if he didn't check his email?! And if that wasn't insane enough, he actually cut a promo saying 'Don't buy the PPV because TNA is stupid enough to give away this title match on Free TV' That's exactly what he said! Awesome self-promotion there, TNA! *Cornette face*

</3 Joker Sting.

I'm more lol on the Abyss thing that one of the guys his 'brother' asked if he had seen Abyss was Matt Morgan who umm has been in India doing stuff for the Ra Ka King promotion where umm Abyss has been wrestling so how could he not have noticed unless their treating Impact and Ra Ka King as being in differnt wrestling universe's.

Wasn't Abyss Dean pretty sure it was Penn.

Mr. Joseph Park, Esq. Searches For His Brother Abyss - Have You Seen Him?

Thursday's IMPACT WRESTLING on SpikeTV saw the arrival of Mr. Joseph Park, Esq. It seems Abyss has a brother - and Mr. Park is determined to find his whereabouts. Unfortunately, Mr. Park was unable to uncover any information on Thursday, but he promised to continue his efforts and is planning to return this week.

Joseph Park has requested that anyone with information regarding his brother Abyss (Chris Park) to please send him a message on Twitter @Josephpark_esq

Mr. Park stated he will post updates as information becomes available on the search for his brother, Abyss.

Credit to: impactwrestling.com

From @MadmanMaple: "@JOSEPHPARK_esq @TherealAbyss is in that van @SamoaJoe was thrown in 2 years ago. Hope that helps."

Wasn't Abyss Dean pretty sure it was Penn.

Anyone have contact info of gentlemen named MALTZAR, ILVEREZ, JIMSON, KALLAR? I heard they have scoops on my brother Chris?

Paul Bearer: Your brother is good people. I hope you find my friend soon.
Joseph Park Thank you kind sir. A person emailed me and said you've had similar issues with family like this. How do you cope?
Paul Bearer: Prayer.

Random Fan: lol you are Abyss
Joseph Park: We look similar because we're family. Like the Baldwins but better looking.

Random Fan: I heard The Abyss is going to the WWE
Joseph Park: Is that the wildlife fund people?

Random Fan: Was your favorite comic book Superman? You know where Superman put on glasses and no one recognized him?
Joseph Park: I was busy with law school instead of reading funny books.

Random Fan: Might I suggest another legal mind to aid in your investigation. Perhaps a Mr. David Otunga?
Joseph Park: Is he a good lawyer?

Random Fan: I have found him
Joseph Park: Do you have documented proof or are you lying to me. A lot of liars on Twitter!

Random Fan: u am your brother
Joseph Park: Your grammar is terrible. Please don't wink at me.

Random Fan: Have you talked to Janice? Abyss was close to her.. lol
Joseph Park: What is this lol thing? I get a lot of these. I'm new to the twitter. Is an LOL like an RT?

Random Fan: THE WORLD KNOWS WERE HE IS HE IS YOU!
Joseph Park: A lot of pronouns in that sentence.

Random Fan: you are abyss it is fucking obvious and plus it is on wikipedia
Joseph Park: Watch your language sir. Is every fact on the internet correct?

Random Fan: lamest gimmick ever.. Almost as bad as shockmaster #tnafail
Joseph Park: Not sure who the shockmaster is. Is he a family member of yours? Does he know where my brother is?

Random fan: Have you tried those Ninjas that abducted Samoa Joe last year?
Joseph Park: Do you have an address on these ninjas you speak of?

Random fan: Have ya checked India lately?
Joseph Park: I am pricing flights to India. They are quite costly but no cost is too high to find my brother.

Random fan: Can you get to Mexico? Perhaps Judas Mesias would have an idea!
Joseph Park: Have an address on this Judas Mesias? I'm in the process of pricing flights to all places where he could be.

Random fan: Has anyone ever said you look like Penn Jillette?
Joseph Park: I've been getting that for years. Maybe he will have some information on the disappearance of my brother Chris.

Random fan: I'm not sure but you may want to talk to that Al Snow fellow....he is acting a bit crazy on Facebook.
Joseph Park: Al Snow you say? Does this gentleman have a good head on his shoulders?

Random fan: #kayfabe
Joseph Park: Do you have a number on this Kay Fabe lad you speak of?

Random fan: You should ask Mr. Anderson, he just returned from a long disappearance, he may know his whereabouts! Of course, it's possible that he's with other members of the roster that have gone missing such as Scott Steiner and Anthony Nese! There is also Kid Kash. He is the one who brought Abyss into TNA after all!
Joseph Park: Thank you for your help! I was warned about fans on the internet not being helpful. You're a good guy!

Random fan: I saw Abyss on the side of a milk carton. He was wearing a Dark Side Of The Moon t-shirt.
Joseph Park: I've looked into milk cartoons. Sadly they don't seem to do them as much as they used to. Appreciate the suggestion.

Random fan: Please put the mask back on!
Joseph Park: I'm Joseph Park. My brother wore a mask.

Random fan: maybe Abyss went where Saturn vanished to for many years
Joseph Park: The planet Saturn disappeared?

Random fan: what is this work all about? are you going face?
Joseph Park: Face? Work? Is there something wrong with my face?

Random fan: Is your family related also to L.A. Park?
Joseph Park: Actually I did a little research on LA Park. It's a change name due to a copyright issue. Based on LA Parka!

Random fan: Is Steve Park, from the old "In Living Color" show, a relation to you or no? He had great shoes.
Joseph Park: I don't understand you. Are you trying to be funny? Creative? Clever? That's like asking all Smiths if they're related to Will.

ShowtimeEY: I didn't do it!!!!!
Joseph Park: I didn't say you did. This is an odd response.