EY/ODB's wedding invitation cracked me up. $5 cover charge, BYOB.

Kurt Angle told TMZ earlier today that he tore his hamstring while training this morning and will be undergoing an MRI tomorrow. He said the tear is really bad. The Olympic trials are in just over three weeks.

Scott Steiner returned to bashing TNA today on his Twitter, this time accusing the company of controlling what wrestlers write on Twitter. He even alleged that TNA controls Sting's Twitter account. Here is what he wrote:

"When these assholes got control they tried to takeover everybodys twitter page. If u didnt have twitter they made one up for U...so u people who think yur tweeting sting its not him. He told me he doesnt watch the show.so hes not tweeting about a show he doesnt watch

"Evrybody refused to sign over twitter so every wk u get an email begging u to twitter what they want. Got one today,Please tweet this;Hogan take over as GM wonder what he will do...WTF really... Even if u r not on show Please tweet..so the booking team of pritchard bischoff n hogan wont book U want u to tweet about hogan... Tweet about yurself hogan nobody else wants to tweet about u u f--king mark

"Im tweeting what they wish they could... Wondeting what hogans going to do...hmmmm...hes a fn mark so hes going to make a couple of matches that ppl want to see... Nothing more unprofessional than a heel wanting to be cheered... So ppl cheer him which pissd everybody off especially sting bcuz he had to wrestle him

"Have the future of wrestling garrett do something bcuz eric told him to in booking meeting....what a f--king joke...

"Now hes [Hogan] good but hes going to everything like he did when he was bad bcuz he was first good... And that produced the worst ratings ever so he went bad which was just as bad as when he was good... Then his bad wasnt any good bcuz his ratings still sucked so he turnd back to good from bad... Wtf y'all get his bulls--t ....dont forget to say BROTHER ..bcuz its fresh"

Read more: http://www.WrestlingInc.com/wi/news/201 ... z1rFb9kmof

I'm so bored today, I wish I could just slowly get blackout drunk while betting all day. Yeah, I want a Mel C night.

Due to Hamstring and Knee Injuries, I'm forced to Pull out of Olympic trials. Had a talk W/ Usa Wrestling Coach Zeke Jones Who has Supported Me all Year. I trained Extremely hard for a full Year. I'm Very Disappointed. I want to thank All the fans for Ur Support. U Motivated Me.

I Plan On Wrestling @ Lockdown and see what happens from there. I've had worse injuries while Pro Wrestling and worked around them I Must focus On TNA and Lockdown PPV, Which Has Always Been My 1st Priority. I Hope to Be Able to Put On the Best Performance I Can. TNA Has Supported My Olympic Dream Since the Day I Approached Dixie Carter about My Quest for Gold! Thank You.

I injured My MCL in My Knee. The Doctors Say It's a partial tear which will take 4-6 Months w/ rehab. I Will have It Heavily Protected at Lockdown. I've Had Prior Knee Injuries More Serious than this @ Still Won Ncaa's but I Must Put My Job in Tna 1st. Again, thank You all for Us Support. Ur Support. Your Prayers and Support Have motivated Me to Put On the Best Performance I Can at Lockdown, Considering My injuries.

As Zeke Jones told Me, We Were Hoping that Father time Would Hold Off Until After London Olympics. Unfortunately It Hit Me Hard 1 Month Prior to Olympic trials. Thank You to All My training Partners, Especially Edinboro Univ Wrestlers and Coach Tim Flynn and Tony Dipietro.

Training for Gold and Wrestling for #ImpactWrestling at the Same time took it's toll. I'm Still Proud that I Went 4 It at age 43. Thx to all the fans Who Supported Me! I Will Heal and focus On What I Do Best and that's Perform for all Of You. GOD Bless!

I'm so bored today, I wish I could just slowly get blackout drunk while betting all day. Yeah, I want a Mel C night.

So, how does one tell when Kurt Angle is lying?

*raises hand*. Present and accounted for, sir.

So, how does one tell when Kurt Angle is lying?