I could be talking to a ridiculously small cross-over audience here, but over the past couple of months Leighton C and I have had quite a lot of fun coming up with wrestling versions of Rockbusters, the popular radio segment created by Karl Pilkington on The Ricky Gervais Show.

If you’re not familiar with the game, Karl provides a set of initials, in his case for a band or artist, as well as a cryptic (or “craptic”) clue that should then allow you to work out who he was thinking of. Exploding pet (AK), with the answer being “Atomic Kitten” is often used as an example.

Of course, not all Rockbusters are that easy. I was in Texas, I landed on my knees in a puddle (WH). Whitney Houston (read: wet knee Houston) is another classic.

Anyway, Leighton and I have – I feel – got somewhat good at creating wrestling Rockbusters, true to Karl’s vision.

Read the clue, check if your answer matches the initials - you've got to get the pronunciation right - and you're set. Here are three for you to have a crack at:

The male goat has a firearm. BG.

I kicked the soccer ball into the net and all this stuff went everywhere that made me sneeze. G.

There’s 1000kg of horny paddles. What’s going on there? RO.

Have at it!

Billy Gunn
Goldust
Randy Orton

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haha yes love the ricky gervais podcasts! ... anyways billy gunn, goldust aaand not sure bout that last one!

BG: Billy Gunn

RO= Randy Orton

G= Goldust.

Awesome game.

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12.51pm Feb 22 2011

Fook. Some brainy fucker you all turned out to be.

*Waits for a "Do we need 'em?" game to pop back up on forum... one that isnt locked down before a page 2 can be created.

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12.51pm Feb 22 2011

I'm impressed, team! Randy Orton was, of course, because 1000kg of horny paddles would be a randy oar tonne.

Once I murdered the fellas, I cut off all their hair. Why'd I do that? SM.

A bloke gave me something to pump blood around my body but I have to give it back. OH.

Tell the woman who went to wonderland to become the wife of a tin. MK.

SM= Shawn Michaels
OH= Owen Hart

MK=???

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12.51pm Feb 22 2011

Maria Kanalis

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Wikipedia that shit

97.9% of Zack Ryder's fans started liking him when he made Z! True Long Island Story, put this in your signature if you're one of the 2.1% who saw his talent before that.

Of course!.
I was stuck on that, largely because only one I could think of that had those initals was Mr Kennedy.... Kennedy, but the clue did not match up.

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12.51pm Feb 22 2011

Arnt you suppose to figure the pronunciation aswell?

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SHUUUUD UP JIMMY!

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12.51pm Feb 22 2011

Marijuana Cigarette. AJ.

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SM = Shawn Michaels
OH = Owen Heart
MK = Maria Can-alis

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Isnt that why DD gave the (read: Wet Knee Houston) example?

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Wel, you seemed to of half arsed your way through explaining the method you came to those answers, thus rendering your prior post pretty much pointless.

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12.51pm Feb 22 2011

Well I did put Owen HEart not just Owen Hart.

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Barbie's stare is angrily effervescent (DZ)

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^^^what an intelligent comment.

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Dolph Ziggler but whats the pronunciation

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You tell me, that's the whole point of it.

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^^^what an intelligent comment.

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Doll fizz glare!

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^^^what an intelligent comment.

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So DD means

Doll-Fi Zz-I-Glare

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OUCH! (S)

Top effort.
Though, could be mistaken for you just Jimmy-ing your post.

Owin' Heart would of been a step in the right direction.

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12.51pm Feb 22 2011