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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:20 pm 
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You had classes JR? I remember in High School we had one seminar in the whole 5 years I was there. Never had any hands-on learning like condom on banana etc... just sat there one morning. Waste of time.


Yeah it was called 'Health.' It wasn't just Sex Ed, it included everything around the 'Health' topic like diet, food groups etc., except a disproportionate amount of it seemed to be passing around photos of STD symptoms. Scare tactic I guess.

One time our teacher let us yell out any and all sexual terms that we'd heard of while he wrote them on the board, so he could then explain them properly to us. We ending up explaining a large percenatage of them to him, like Angry Werewolf. That was a good day.

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Masterton is indeed a timewarp. But its nothing compared to Carterton. My now wife lived over there during college and it was always fun seeing how slow everything moved.

Literally the only thing I remember from the one sex ed class we had was the (lady) teacher asking if we had any questions and a guy called Tokomaru straight faced saying "What are minge flaps?"...

But congrats though, being a Grandad at the ripe old age of 98.

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I think after 2000 things must've started to get more liberal.


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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:23 pm 
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Yeah, wooden penises would've been 1998, gay buttsex men were 1999. At intermediate we had puberty lessons, but the teachers weren't allowed to answer sex-related questions.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:24 pm 
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and a guy called Tokomaru straight faced saying "What are minge flaps?"...


:lol: There's always one of those.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:26 pm 
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Yeah, wooden penises would've been 1998, gay buttsex men were 1999. At intermediate we had puberty lessons, but the teachers weren't allowed to answer sex-related questions.


...wait, you had Sex Ed classes after Form 2? Unless you're a lot younger than I thought.

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PostPosted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 4:29 pm 
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Yeah, I seem to remember sex ed lessons up to fifth form for some reason.

I guess you obviously wouldn't have had the buttsex chats at your school.

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Oh right. We musta replaced it with Religious Studies..

....which makes sense I guess.

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Seriously don't remember much from Intermediate, Kid_Liger might. We did however have ballroom dancing lessons in the hall, in preparation for our formal.

Good awkward times.


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We had sex ed in 3rd/4th form which was incorporated into the theory part of PE, then again I went to the school where some kids stuck a cellphone up someones arse, maybe Shaz gay guys came and over sold it.


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Rosehill had Mr Woody.

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I was the only student in the history of Takapuna Grammar School to get 20/20 on the written STD awareness test. It was my proudest school accomplishment.

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Mr Wudrich the Canadian guy? great teacher


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Haha yes! like a drill sergeant!

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We got wooden penises to put them on. We also had a couple of gay guys come in to answer gay-related questions, like why would a man find buttsex pleasurable etc.

:lol: what the hell! :lol: :lol:
Obv joke is obv? This isn't good to read drunk.

The worst i got was at intermediate and we had a sex ed session ONCE, and we asked questions about our penises and one guy asked whether it hurt to get a boner and well once that was announced all slight chance of maturity went out the window.

Best (and only) sex ed memory ever!

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Ooh im going to Queenstown for a freeroll poker tourn me and my mate qualified for tomorrow, dunno how to feel about that since its gonna be a quick trip there and back.
Actually i do, and im kinda gutted that its just for like 6-10 hours :(

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So this real hot chick was at the pub last night eyeing me up all night on the dancefloor while she was dancing with some guy. The guy didnt look all there (had a Christopher Reeve style neck going on) and my mate was saying they are swingers and that chick takes guys home and bangs them but the guy, her husband, watches. I spent ages trying to decide whether to go for it hah but eventually they left anyway

Would anyone have done it haha? She was pretty hot.

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That would be way too creepy. If he got a boner was it because it was hot for him to see you nailing his missus or is he just impressed by your specimen? NOT KNOWING WOULD BE THE WORST

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If you watch straight porn I don't think you're in a position to judge that guy really.

...but yeah, I probably wouldn't, although I'd also be doing the "should I have?" thing.

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I wouldn't go anywhere with them, quickie in the toilets maybe?


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