I see what you did there.

Poor Valiant, his innocent memory thread was going so well.

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Hahaha I remember first seeing Sky 5 porn, my innocent eyes...were so excited.

#definitedirtydog

#noshame

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Did you know?

That despite having never kicked a goal in his career, Manu Vatuvei is currently the third highest points scorer for the New Zealand Warriors. At 348, he is behind goal kickers Ivan Cleary and Stacey Jones who sit on 439 and 674 respectively.

I remember this one about 3 chicks that inherit a boat....First time I ever saw a lesbian scene even if it was softcore.

I think it was called "Birds in Paradise"

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Wikipedia that shit

97.9% of Zack Ryder's fans started liking him when he made Z! True Long Island Story, put this in your signature if you're one of the 2.1% who saw his talent before that.

Yeah I remember that... was repeated a few times. Obviously 'cos it was Benoit's music and not for any other reason that it stuck in my memory.

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"You just got it brung by JustBRINGIT." Shazza

The Sky1 softporn was classic (why is everyone saying Sky 5, c'mon!) - particularly the Emmanuelle and Click ones as has already been mentioned.

Long before we got any form of Sky, I remember staying in a motel probably around 1995 on some holiday and catching the Playboy programme on Sky Movies, had to turn the volume way down so we wouldn't get snapped by the olds!

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I remember once watching this Chinese movie on Sundance or whatever the channel was called then, playing in the afternoon, and it was full on porn really-Chinese lesbians getting fucked by the same carrot simultaneously etc.

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^^^what an intelligent comment.

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Also Madonna's classic erotic thriller Body Of Evidence was a good one to stealthily watch with one ear open for the parents coming down the hall/stairs/front door

Sticking to the porn theme, I also remember in third/fourth form a group of us renting out the R18 manga movie series "Crying Freeman" from DJs video library in Wanganui, which had pretty explicit sex & violence (at least that's the way I remember it).
Remember the dude at the counter asking us if our parents were OK with us watching that, and we were all "yeah she's all good man"

Good times, my how TV warped my fragile little mind in those teen years!

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I knew it sounded wrong. Was channel 5 though

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Ah memories!

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When I was younger I wanted pythons like the hulkster so I got the Hulk Hogan weight set, it came with a jump rope a poster and a barbell with about 40 lbs in blue concrete filled weights.
I don't have 24 inch pythons, the set didn't work.

when the hell did this turn into a porn thread?! O.O does it say "Porn" anywhere in the title.....Nooooooooo!

Note: Hbks reply to the Playgirl pinups on 1000th episode was hilarious! (not that I swing that way!)

oy ive said too much -.-

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"No Pun Intended (The Franchise Shane Douglas)"

wet dream memories <3

i member when sky 1 was called orange

omg i member this one sky 1 porn that was in a ghost house or sometime ahhhh <3

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Does anybody remember that show Clash of the Codes where they would get 3 people from lots of different sports and challenge them to random physical activities?

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When I was younger I wanted pythons like the hulkster so I got the Hulk Hogan weight set, it came with a jump rope a poster and a barbell with about 40 lbs in blue concrete filled weights.
I don't have 24 inch pythons, the set didn't work.

Of course.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lOb799cTxM

Who remembers getting freaked out by Unsolved Mysteries.

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Everybody has a price, for the million dollar man. HAHAHAHA...

That was the shit! Then in the early 2000's they had that show that was just not quite as good, Beyond Belief: Fact or Fiction. Mainly 'cos if it was a true story they wouldn't expand on it and give more information.

Oh em gee, YES! I loved that show! <3'd Hamish Carter. <3'd Sarah Ulmer! <3'd Whetu Taewa! (Obscure Rugby reference! Shazza must be proud!) I liked how Rowing and Canoeing where always the top teams every year and Rugby and League always floundered. And that one year when Ray Sefo's Kickboxing team were total jobbers.

I had seasons 94, 95 and 96 on tape but somehow lost them over time. Probably accidentally rec over them with Simpsons episodes or WWF Superstars. I'm still gutted about that. I wish someone out there had them and could make me copies so I could watch them today and be all nostalgic 'n junk.

I remember emailing the tvnz peeps around 2001 and asking if they would replay them on television or if I was able to get copies of the seasons and I got an email back saying something to the effect 'Yes, you can acquire copies of the seasons, however each episode will cost $105 each...' So I decided to wait until I won lotto. Still waiting.

Fuck, with seventeen thousand SKY channels nowadays, they should bloody replay it! Isn't that what the Heartland channel for anyways?!

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"Why all the pearls? Why all the hair? Why anything?"

Not really, given he was a league player.

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^^^what an intelligent comment.

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Haha! I was actually meant to say Ant Strachan there! Must be my league subconscious. Although Whetu was pretty entertaining, if I recall.

Good times.

Oh, and Zinzan was awesome too.

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"Why all the pearls? Why all the hair? Why anything?"

Yeah, it was fun trying to guess which stories were fact or fiction and seeing how you done at the end.

Some fact stories were pretty questionable though.

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"Why all the pearls? Why all the hair? Why anything?"

Yeah Beyond Belief hosted by Jonathan Frakes. Another scary one was the Australian version 'The Extraordinary'. Probably most well known for this scary-ass story, as told by Telly Savalas:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zzksX-9vh9s

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Everybody has a price, for the million dollar man. HAHAHAHA...

Oh yeah I was thinking 'The Extraordinary' when I read 'Unsolved Mysteries'. Those were the days

Holy fuck, this was awesome.

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NZPWI: Survivor 2012! Who will be the sole survivor?

OMG I <3'ed Beyond Belief. Used to scare the shit out of me.

Nightmares

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"You just got it brung by JustBRINGIT." Shazza