Since Jords changed the ECW to the ECW Thread and I changed the Smackdown one to Smackdown Thread.

I'm making this the RAW Spoiler Thread.

Keep all Spoilers in one topic please to avoid mess ups.

Thanks
GJ

[Why I just said that.... I'll never know.... ]

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This week's Raw =

Kane turns heel... again.

Cole and King are joined by a third commentator "Dead Air", who accounts for about 30% of the broadcast.

JBL is... poopy? And I was actually kinda liking Cena up until that point...

Can I get my 700MB back?

Don't forget the kid that jumps in front of Batista and does the Machine Gun. It was almost worth watching RAW, although it was fake.

Kelly Kelly is now on Raw which is a bit of

Having Steph at the start was a little painfull. They made sure that they only showed her head cos I guess they don't want it to be known that she's preggies again.

I'm auctually liking Punk as the champ at the mo. He did a okay job.

Kelly Kelly was surprisingly impressive in the ring. I was all ready to fast forward and then suddenly she's all "OMG HURACANRANA!".

Lance Cade looks like a shmuck.



Hahaha... the first full episode of Raw I go out of my way to watch in two years and the first thing I see is one of the main reasons I stopped watching. And then it segued from that hideous harpy into the even more hideous Vickie Guerrero... yeeeeeeeeeeach!

I'm a little disappointed in CM Punk's character... he needs a heel turn to get some edge IMO. Like Edge he's all "Hi I'm happy smiley babyface" when he's a good guy, but as a heel he can up the dick ante tremendously.

Punk vs Tista should be good. Will be interesting to see how they make Punk a viable challenger given the obvious size and strength differential, and that both men will (I guess) be playing face.

As soon as I saw Cena spraying "JBL IS ..." I sat up from my chair and said to myself, "oh man, he's going to write something awesomely stupid", and "POOPY" was even stupider than I was hoping for

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Kane: "Have you seen Punk?"

Santino: "Have you looked in the Pepsi machine?"



So we have Beth vs Santino

CTC vs JBL and crew
Kane w/ new bag vs Punk w/ title

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Smarks be happy Cena is Dead.

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Really? It just says that he escaped with grazes and brusies

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Or he was not there....And JBL was amazed.

So marked for Cena's Marine sneaking techniques out back.

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I hope John Cena comes back with a new hat

Kane might be back with his mask

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Where did it say that? Please link me?

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Various reports at Wrestlezone.com

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I too have heard that. Could be a case of too little to late...Jacob's charatcer doesnt really have that menacing quality it had 10 years ago...he may need to hit the gym a little harder.

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Kane is no where near fat I still think he is a big dude. and his expression on his face can do more then most mid carders promos these days.

I am all for one last heel run for him he deserves it.

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The way that DiBiase & Rhodes verbally chopped Duggan down was classic.
Pity I'm suddenly getting the vibe that, come next week Ol Hacksaw will be their bag boy........Tony Atlas, Duggan.... Mae Young ?????.
The relics from by gone eras all getting tv time by being the current rosters lackys would both amuse & annoy me.

Also get the feeling that we'll soon see a heel Paul London.
His beat down by Jericho & Cade does seem to lay the foundation for a short lived Alliance with HBK, leading into the big swerve payoff of London turning on his" mentor".
Still a Jericho heel faction of Y2J, Cade, London & DiBiase & Rhodes (with Hacksaw huffing & puffing, while dragging all their bags behind him) does seem a halfway decent theory

JBL should have himself a new look cabnet, but a Jericho faction would prove more interesting.
Still think Colt should be brought in to stir shit up while Punk holds the title.

Hopefully the ref does not DQ Cena for walking to the ring or something stupid this time

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D-LO FUCKING BROWN RETURNS TO RAW THIS WEEK!!! AWESOME!!!

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Fuck yes i was talking to some people on sunday about how its about time they bought him up

He has a match against Santino afterwards Santino kisses Beth Phoenix

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lucky c*nt

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Matches

* Lance Cade def. Paul London
* Beth Phoenix def. Kelly Kelly
* John Cena & Cryme Tyme def. JBL & World Tag Team Champions Cody Rhodes & Ted DiBiase
* Paul & Katie Lea Burchill def. Intercontinental Champion Kofi Kingston & WWE Women’s Champion Mickie James
* D-Lo Brown def. Santino Marella
* World Heavyweight Champion CM Punk vs. Batista (no-contest)

and Beth Phoenix and Santino Marella hook up, kane keeps bashing people

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