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Dean

Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 9:01 pm

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World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan has posted a blog entry listing nine things AJ can do to make herself a better WWE Diva.

1. Be taller. Not sure how? How about trading in those Chuck Taylors for a nice pair of heels?

2. Adopt a strict vegan lifestyle to stay mentally and physically fit. Maybe if you stop eating eggs, you’ll stop walking on eggshells all the time.

3. Highlight your beauty through silence. Be seen but not heard.

4. Focus on inspiring others as a role model, exhibiting real beauty on the inside and outside … like me.

5. How about trading in those skulls you wear on your clothes for the butterfly of the Divas Title?

6. Remember that “gamer” really means “loser couch potato”.

7. Only champions have enough discipline to not get fat from eating vegan animal crackers. Please stop asking me to share and buy a second box.

8. Just consider that Pokemon is a silly children’s game and will prevent people from taking you seriously.

9. To create a constant glow, fill yourself with the blissful reality that you are dating the World Heavyweight Champion.

What an awesome boyfriend!

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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:28 am

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That. Is. Amazing.

Also, when he said that dress looked way better on the mannequin...I couldn't stop laughing.

Best boyfriend ever.

And fuck Jericho cuts a mean promo.

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Dean

Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:08 pm

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"Y'know, sometimes at night, Danny and I spoon..."
"My name is Daniel! Don't ever call me Danny in public!"

:lol:

I love these two! I hope they get married and have lots of hot vegan babies.

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Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:54 pm

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Brie says no.

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Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2012 8:59 pm

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Eh, Brie should hook up with Dolph's brother instead. :lol:

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Jords

Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 2:50 pm

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So watched the Randy vs Orton and Randy/Sheamus/Show vs Rhodes/Miz/Bryan eps last night, only 2 more weeks to catch up! Damn you Sky and your 6.45pm SD's!

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Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:06 pm

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Randy Vs Orton?

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Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:14 pm

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It was a pretty cerebral match. Ended in a double count out after Randy hit Orton with the RKO on the outside.

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Jords

Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 3:25 pm

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My Bad!

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Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:50 pm

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Inner voices versus outer voice?

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Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:54 pm

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All caught up, watching four weeks over 2 days was fun.

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Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:27 pm

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Edit: This one makes more sense. :lol:

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Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:36 pm

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*teddy long dance*

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Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 1:48 pm

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How does it go from 'No one in the ring' to 'Theres a heel in the ring'...?

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Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:02 pm

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people... more than 1.

Although if a face was in the ring by himself Teddy would walk off and walk back in, walk off, walk back in, walk off...

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Dean

Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 2:04 pm

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I found a better one.

The Undahtakah!

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Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:22 pm

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Dean wrote:

The Undahtakah!

*arm in air* :lol:

The only thing that would have made it better would have been if the Randy Orton match was against Kristen instead.

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Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2012 3:44 pm

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After watching SD a whole bunch, AJ is cute as button.

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Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 9:00 pm

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Cena wearing the CM Punk ice-cream bar T-shirt is the best thing!

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Jords

Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Sun May 06, 2012 9:10 pm

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I should be watching.

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Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Mon May 07, 2012 1:51 pm

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Damian Sandow's debut was perfect! I don't think I could've pictured it any other way!

Crowd - What?!
Sandow - Thank you for your irrelavant opinion..

That is up there with the most awesome rebuttal I've seen... #teamsandow

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Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Wed May 09, 2012 11:51 am

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Was a bit disappointed they didnt use the Lights, Spotlight like in FCW...

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Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Thu May 10, 2012 8:30 pm

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Troubled Monkey wrote:

Was a bit disappointed they didnt use the Lights, Spotlight like in FCW...

Wait until he wins the IC title... then you'll really see it bloom... I bet ya then you'll see the LIGHTS! Spotlight please.....

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Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 3:02 pm

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That double muscle buster by Ryback this week was mighty impressive.

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Post subject: Re: The SmackDown! Thread

Posted: Wed May 30, 2012 9:51 pm

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I think it's a shame the midcard on Smackdown is so directionless. They certainly have more interesting gimmicks.

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