Albert main eventing already??? Def. John Cena in an Extreme Rules match on Raw tonight.... dafuq????

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Kyle!


But yeah, Brock always had massive pecs.

Wow i never noticed, those things are freaky. He looks like a 80 year old woman.

Wait John Cena lost again?

Is there anything about WWE that Jords doesn't like?

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Yes.

Jinder Mahal.

Will add more.

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I think Jinder Mahal could be alright, problem is it is a gimmick thats been used a million times, they already have enough monsters and they already have a big Indian dude who for how useless he is, is actually pretty over.

Makes sense. He can't play the whole 'I'm a legit fighter, not a WWE Superstar' and then wear his old ring tights.

"Tonight, when I put you in the LeBell Lock, I wi ... wait a minute, why am I calling it the LeBell Lock? Who did Gene LeBell ever beat? From now on it's called, the YES Lock! YES! YES! YES! YES!" *repeat 30 more times*

D-Bry is the best!

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I wish Lesnar had wrestled on this RAW. Would've loved to hear the British fans kick off a "who ate all the pies" chant.

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F**k off, Brock, f**k off.

He doesn't look any different to his time in UFC, does he?

Not really. The illness has kicked him around a bit, but he hasn't been in the shape he was in 2002 for a long time. Of course, he is also 10 years older now.

How cool was that Brock video and promo?! UFC photos FTW!

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Fish and Chips chant.
We Want JR chant.
Yes!

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Good win for Asian Train / Fat Shredder. I just can't take him seriously....he looks like those fat nerds that go to conventions and dress up as their favorite characters...

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I loved that Brock promo. It was awesome!
Also loved that Chief Jay Strongbow package.

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D-Bry/Kofi segment

"Just because I clearly don't want her, doesn't mean it's open season" Just an awesome dick comment.

Please don't turn him babyface.

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Wow Brock was skinny as in High School then in College he was huge! you can't do that naturally in what, 4 years?

Depends on what else you do in that time.

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Well 2 weeks later and he ended RAW with a 20 minute promo...

CM Drunk was fucking hilarious!

"Sir, I'm going to need you to recite the alphabet backwards!"
"Backwards? Uh, Z ... X ... Y ... There's a V in there somewhere. No-no-nobody can recite it backwards, drunk or sober, this is stupid, the entire WWF knows it's stupid!"
"Okay sir, I'm going to need you to walk this straight line."
"What line?"
"This line, right here!"
"Oh, I didn't see it, that line is never there."
(Random fan) "You can do eeet!"
"I know I can do it, I've seen cops before. Quick, what movie is this from? *balances on line* It's Karate Kid, thank you."

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Poor Beth

Bellas have the title again who did they piss off this time last year?

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If Beth's injury is a work, she done a hell of a convincing sell-job.

Strange too considering the Bellas are apparently finished in a week or so. Although I guess this sets up Kharma's return.

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You've found the only possible ray of light in this farce, where the Women's Champ hasn't wrestled on television for a long long time, only to lose the title to someone who not only hasn't wrestled, but is a carbon copy of someone who also hasn't wrestled.

C'mon Kharma!

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F**k off, Brock, f**k off.

Khali sings Happy Birthday to Cena following RAW!

That was better than anything on the show.

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Cena walking out with the chain at the end i was like YES! finally its gonna get good. Then WWE fuck it up and let us down again. Especially after that awesome Edge promo at the start

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Not sure about signing a contract with the other hand? Must've been a messy signature! Or is Cena a lefty?

Laurinaitis continues to be the one shining light. The era of people power! Nikki Bella and her chin are the new Divas championess!


CM Punk botched the backwards alphabet