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Executive Vice President of Talent Relations and General
Manager of Raw and SmackDown John Laurinaitis steps in the
ring this Monday, taking on John Cena at Over
the Limit.
CM Punk puts the WWE Championship on the line against fellow
ROH alumni Daniel Bryan.
And Sheamus defends the World Heavyweight Championship in a
fatal four way, with Alberto Del Rio, Chris Jericho, and Randy Orton all trying
to dethrone the Great White.
Who will walk out of Monday's pay-per-view victorious, and who will suffer crushing defeats?
Join the NZPWI Roundtable as we break down the
card for Over the Limit.
John Cena vs. John
Laurinaitis No disqualification, no count-out; if anyone intereferes, they will be fired; if John Laurinaitis loses, he will be fired Blake John Cena said it so well; Laurinaitis is a loser!
Looooooooooooseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeer! However, Big Johnny didn't become one of
Mr. McMahon's yes-men by being nice. Laurinaitis is a businessman, a savvy
businessman, and he'll have an ace up his sleeve. I hate to say it, but... Winner: John Laurinaitis Kirsty: Clearly there's no way that Laurainitis can beat Cena in a straight-up match.
Equally obvious is the fact that there's no way he WILL lose, because he's not
going to risk losing all those titles: "the Executive Vice President of
Talent Relations and the Raw and SmackDown General Manager" - so
he's planning some kind of dirty trick. Makes me wonder if someone is going to
sacrifice themself for him. If David Otunga is terminated it wouldn't be the
worst thing in the world. Winner: John Laurainitis Dion: The odds look like they're stacked against Laurinaitis, and we all know that
"Big Johnny" can't match Cena in the ring. But I think the GM will
find a way around the shackles placed on him by the Board of Directors. Winner: John Laurinaitis Luke: Well, let's face it. There is "No Chance in Hell" that Laurinaitis
can defeat John Cena. I know the stipulation states that if any "WWE
Superstar" interferes, he will be fired. However, I think there are a few
unemployed stars waiting in the wings, allowing the Executive Vice President of
Talent Relations and the General Manager of both Raw and SmackDown walk
out with the win. Winner: John Laurinaitis Stevie: Well, it's not going to be pretty. But I imagine there's a few unemployed wrestlers
who will save Big Johnny from dying. Winner: John Laurinaitis Scott: The signs are obvious, aren't they? Big Show can't be fired as he's currently
without a job, he's desperate to get his job back, and his blubbering
performance on RAW shows he'll do anything to appease John Laurinaitis. Show to
interfere to cost Cena the win. Winner: John Laurinaitis David: Brock Lesnar can't be fired if he's already quit, can he? Even if he could,
what's to stop John Laurinaitis from just hiring him, or anyone else willing to
be unemployed for a night, back on Raw? Winner: John Laurinaitis WWE Championship: CM Punk (c) vs. Daniel Bryan Blake: Would not have seen this one year ago. Suddenly, it's the battle of the
internet darlings! These are the best wrestlers in the biz today, but I'm not
the greatest mind in pro wrestling for nothing. Punk's had a long reign, but
Bryan's had a long journey to this point. Winner: Daniel Bryan Kirsty: Outstanding. I can't wait for this match. Two of the best all-rounders in WWE
right now. I'm going to go out on a limb here and say Daniel Bryan - I think
he's going to shock everyone (and Punk most of all) but then look out - the
lead-up to SummerSlam will not be a
happy time for him. Winner: Daniel Bryan Dion: This one is going to be a classic, and I can't wait. Punk to retain. Winner: CM Punk Luke: Match of the year candidate! I am amped for this one. You thought Jericho and
Punk was a battle for who the "Best in the World" is? Let the war
between D-Bry and Punk begin! D-Bry looks strong after his championship rematch
at Extreme Rules, pushing Sheamus to the limits. Though, I think Punk will get
the better of him this time. Winner: CM Punk Stevie: This will be pretty! A tremendous match, to be sure. My bet is on our Straight
Edge Savior to retain. Winner: CM Punk Scott: Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes!
Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! But, no, Punk's going to win. Winner: CM Punk David: CM Punk's had a pretty remarkable WWE Championship reign. I seem to remember
him getting the better of Bryan in their couple of matches earlier this year,
and with the champion's advantage in this match, the deck is stacked even more in
his favour. Not that he needs luck though - luck is for losers. Winner: CM Punk World Heavyweight Championship: Sheamus (c) vs. Alberto Del Rio vs. Chris Jericho vs. Randy Orton Blake: Who to choose... I'll cut out Del Rio. His finisher is too time consuming.
Somebody will come in before his opponent taps. I'll cut out Jericho. I just
don't think he'll do it. So that leaves Sheamus and Orton. Well, the Irish are
known for exterminating snakes; I say the Viper gets decimated. Winner: Sheamus Kirsty: I have to say I'm not fussed on this being a four way. Sheamus vs. Del Rio and
Jericho vs. Orton would have made for two stellar matches. But it may bode well
for the Great White - I think he'll take his title home. Winner: Sheamus Dion: You really could roll the dice with this one to pick a winner. All four men are
capable, and worthy, of taking the World Heavyweight Championship. But I think
this will be the night for Y2J. Winner: Chris Jericho Luke: This is a hard one to pick. Sheamus is enjoying a nice run at the moment, with
a credible fought victory over D-Bry at Extreme
Rules. I think The Great White will retain the gold this time and continue
to solidify his place in the main event. Winner: Sheamus Stevie: Ireland certainly has had an interesting history with snakes. But I think a few
kicks will ensure Sheamus continues his ways. Winner: Sheamus Scott: Both Jericho and Del Rio haven't looked all that impressive since their respective
returns, but either is capable of slinking in to secure a victory if Sheamus
and Orton focus too much on each other. But I think The Viper's been biding his
time a bit lately, and he's about to strike. Winner: Randy Orton David: Everyone's got a shot here, but when in doubt you've got to back the champ, don't
you? So that's what I'll do. Winner: Sheamus WWE Tag Team Championship: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth (c) vs. Dolph Ziggler & Jack Swagger Blake: Kingston and Truth are awesome together. Ziggler and Swagger aren't. It's that
simple really. I'm more looking forward to seeing what AW can do with Primo and
Epico. Winners: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth Kirsty: Kingston and Truth seem to gel, but Ziggler and Swagger work reasonably well
too. Nevertheless, the champs to retain. Winners: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth Dion: I've enjoyed the interaction between these two teams - both are very good at
what they do. But I think we'll see the Champs retain. Winners: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth Luke: It is sad to see Ziggler in a tag match rather than competing in the main card.
Though, I think Ziggler and Swaggers team will finally get the momentum they
need to push themselves in the spotlight after they take the championships. Winners: Dolph Ziggler & Jack Swagger Stevie: They're a more experienced team but I don't think ZigZag-Swag gel together well
enough to take the titles from the new champs. Winners: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth Scott: They're better looking, they're better wrestlers, and I just like them more.
Zigswag for the win! Winners: Dolph Ziggler & Jack Swagger David: Kingston and R-Truth haven't had the titles for nearly long enough yet. They're
going to be super hungry to retain here. Winners: Kofi Kingston & R-Truth Divas Championship: Layla (c) vs. Beth Phoenix Blake: Layla and Phoenix are both coming off injuries. The difference is that Layla
has worked so much harder to get back. Granted, Phoenix had to work hard to
hold the title, but Layla's got the fire of a, ironically, reborn phoenix. Winner: Layla Kirsty: I really DON'T care. Unless Kharma shows up. Which she might. Winner: Layla Dion: I was really impressed by Layla's return at Extreme
Rules - she looked better than ever! Two years ago, I would've had Phoenix
as the clear favourite, but I think Layla may just pull this off. Winner: Layla Luke: Nobody could stop Beth and her dominating title reign over the last year until
she was blindsided by the Bellas. I think Beth is out to prove she should still
be the Diva's champion and Layla is just holding her belt until she gets it
back. Winner: Beth Phoenix Stevie: I would say Beth but she hasn't been on the greatest of rolls recently and that
foot is probably not 100%. Winner: Layla Scott: Would've been nice for this match to have more of a build, eh? I like both
Layla and Phoenix, but I'm unable to determine who is better in the ring so
far. My head goes Layla, my heart goes Phoenix. And this coin I just tossed
say... Winner: Layla David: Layla's my girl, man! Long may her reign continue! It's just a shame for Beth
Phoenix that she has to be the first to fall to the Divas Champion. Winner: Layla Kane vs. Zack Ryder Blake: Umm, gee whiz, this is a tough one. Winner: Kane Kirsty: Nice knowing ya, broski. Winner: Kane Dion: Are you serious, bro? Not even the Ruff Ryder can take down the Big Red
Machine. Winner: Kane Luke: Finally Ryder has a chance at redemption after the last few months of being
assaulted at the hands of Kane. Though, it will take all his heart and soul to
defeat the Big Red Monster. Winner: Zack Ryder Stevie: Ouch. Winner: Kane Scott: Hey, who said WWE doesn't give closure to their storylines? What, you don't
remember that Kane and Ryder have been in an on-again, off-again storyline for
almost six months now? Sorry, you don't even remember who Zack Ryder is? Ummmm. Winner: Kane David: Oh, radio! Oh, oh no, radio. Winner: Kane Staff Picks Summary: John Cena: 0 John Laurinaitis: 7 CM Punk: 5 Daniel Bryan: 2 Alberto Del Rio: 0 Chris Jericho: 1 Randy Orton: 1 Sheamus: 5 Dolph Ziggler & Jack Swagger: 2 Kofi Kingston & R-Truth: 5 Beth Phoenix: 1 Layla: 6 Kane: 6 Zack Ryder: 1 Accurate Predictions (2012): Blake: 29 of 47 = 62% (WWE: 55%) David: 30 of 47 = 64% (WWE: 64%) Dion: 28 of 43 = 65% (WWE: 56%) Kirsty: 29 of 47 = 62% (WWE: 64%) Luke: 19 of 28 = 68% (WWE: 69%) Scott: 22 of 47 = 47% WWE: 55%) Stevie: 23 of 30 = 77% (WWE: 83%) WWE Over
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